I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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