i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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