physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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