There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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