awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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