I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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