I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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