Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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