i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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