Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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