Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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