hell yes lets make some ravioli
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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