Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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