She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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