i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I party with great urgency now.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize