i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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