oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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