Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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