I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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