yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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