AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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