elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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