Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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