you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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