I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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