i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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