Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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