I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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