on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Randomize
