the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
organizing the empties. That sober.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
