I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
we're so committed to being not committed
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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