So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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