Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
