erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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