Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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