didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Randomize
