508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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