i permit you to call me
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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