im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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