Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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