There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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