my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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