So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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