Your tits are I can't wait for
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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