Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
do herpes really smell.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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