Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
When did angry sex become our thing?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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