Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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