You're completely useless in the revolution.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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