He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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