She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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