I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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