just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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